Bingo in Smoking

Sigh. Does anyone miss this as much as I do?
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Mystik Spiral - Freakin’ Friends

It’s tough to possess the secrets of the universe.
Day after day people approach me on the street and ask, “Aleshia, what do I need in order to live a life of purpose and fulfillment?”
And I answer: “Cheese.” Obviously. Show me a person who can think of something that can’t be improved with cheese, and I’ll […]

As any red, white and blue-blooded, well-versed, gen-u-ine Ameri-person will tell you, one’s cultural identity is based upon the events that take place on the following dates:
April 16: The Day After Tax Day
Key ingredients: Large quantities of alcohol to drown out the undeniable fact that you have just spent upwards of $12 to send forms […]

It has been brought to my attention that I seem to be catering to folks who may have a deep understanding of adding unnecessary letters to words and pronouncing the last letter of the alphabet incorrectly, but who have little background information on Paul Reubens.
But first, a conundrum.
Family Guy has been a part of my […]

Does anyone else think it is completely and utterly ironic that Paul Reuben is involved with this?
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Brian Ellis - Pee-wee’s Playhouse Remix

Boys and girls, the time has come to discuss something magical and special that sometimes happens between consenting individuals who may or may not know eath other’s names.
Syphilis.
According to an article that I read over someone’s shoulder on the National Rail train today, the number of cases of syphilis in Britain has doubled since 2003.
This […]

And we’re back! After a moderately long hiatus, Bingo in Smoking is back in action, righting the world’s wrongs and bringing justice to those who care to be justified. Yes, if you need validation or even if you’re a block of text and you need to be spread evenly between left and right margins, I’m […]