Actually, this just happened to me last night.

My mom gave my girlfriend Mariah a purple shirt – medium – for Christmas, in addition to an interesting fob to help her find her keys in her purse.

Much to Mariah’s dismay, her ample bosom doesn’t fit into an adult medium – it looks sort of like the baker has been letting the dough rise. As pleasing as this might be for me and anyone else in the general area who likes to look at exposed female breasts, it’s not really her style.

So, now my friend Emily is the proud owner of a medium purple shirt, and I don’t think my mom will really mind. In fact, I’m sure that if I tell her about the situation, she’ll be embarrassed and go buy another shirt.

“…and I gave the pebble to Mokey Fraggle last year!”